All My Favorite Things And More


walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home


My anaconda will consider it


girls who can run in heels should be feared


that guy is about to battle like thirty cats


that guy is about to battle like thirty cats

How much do I hate Columbus?


I have to say “Indian from India”.

I’ll leave you with that.


FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

Robin Williams (via skateeofmind)


real talk how often are you meant to change your bra


when the person you hate tries to talk to you


Update: your crush still doesn't like you back