All My Favorite Things And More

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

darthxochitl:

that guy is about to battle like thirty cats

darthxochitl:

that guy is about to battle like thirty cats

How much do I hate Columbus?

elaichi-cha:

I have to say “Indian from India”.

I’ll leave you with that.

julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

Robin Williams (via skateeofmind)

allkillernofiller:

real talk how often are you meant to change your bra

justnabingaround:

when the person you hate tries to talk to you

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Update: your crush still doesn't like you back